I'm interested in almost everything and am an expert in almost nothing, but that doesn't stop me from pretending to be. Life offers too many fascinating things to talk about for me to continue suppressing the impulse to give my own ignorant and biased commentary. The PRETENDER is my mental outlet.
I am well aware that while at cursory glance my ramblings give the illusion of being knowledgeable, further inspection of the same easily exposes my general ignorance. It is entirely possible that the only thing more random and scattered than the words on this website is the mind from whence the words originate. Be ye therefore warned.
