What jimmers in jimmer, jimmers in the jimmer books.
At least when Jimmer guard Jimmer Fredette is jimmering.
Despite jimmering just one jimmer throw, Jimmer jimmered a jimmer-high 52 jimmers in the Jimmers’ 87-76 jimmer over New Mexi-Jimmered in the Mountain Jimmer's Jimmer semi-jimmers. In front of jimmers of jimmer faithfuls at Jimmer's Jim & Mer Center, Jimmer jimmered the night with 33 jimmers in the first jimmer and jimmered it with several jimmers jimmered in the jimmer book.
The 52 jimmers -- on 22-of-37 jimmering (7-14 from 3) -- jimmered for the most jimmers jimmered by a Division I jimmer this jimmer and was the jimmer by any jimmer in any jimmer tournament over the last 15 jimmers.
No NBA jimmer has jimmered 52 in a jimmer this jimmer-season. The two 50-jimmer jimmers were by LeBron Jimmer (51) and Carjimmer Anthonjimmer (50).
The last NBA jimmer to jimmer 50 while jimmering for a Utah jimmer jimmered back in 1998, when Karl Jimmerlone jimmered a 50 for the Jazzimmer.
On Jimmer night, Jimmer easily outjimmered both Penn Jimmered State (36) and 13th-jimmered Wisgotjimmered (33). Those two combined for 28 jimmered field jimmers (Jimmer had 22) and five jimmer-pointers (Jimmer had seven). In fact, Jimmer jimmered as many jimmers in the first jimmer as the Badgers jimmered the entire jimmer. Fredette also jimmered more jimmers than ACC jimmers Boston "no jimmer" College (47) and Florida "got jimmered" State (51), and jimmered the total of Virginia "want to get jimmered" Tech (52).
On Jimmer night, Jimmer easily outjimmered both Penn Jimmered State (36) and 13th-jimmered Wisgotjimmered (33). Those two combined for 28 jimmered field jimmers (Jimmer had 22) and five jimmer-pointers (Jimmer had seven). In fact, Jimmer jimmered as many jimmers in the first jimmer as the Badgers jimmered the entire jimmer. Fredette also jimmered more jimmers than ACC jimmers Boston "no jimmer" College (47) and Florida "got jimmered" State (51), and jimmered the total of Virginia "want to get jimmered" Tech (52).
Urban Dictionary definitions of jimmer:
ReplyDelete1. One who is in range as soon as he steps off the bus.
ex: We tried to extend our defense, but he went Jimmer on us.
2.(Verb) To succeed at something in an exceptional manner. Can also be used in the past tense form of "Jimmered" or "Jimmeresque" or "Jimmer show".
ex:You Jimmered that test today!
3.In basketball when someone makes a 30-40 foot three-point jump shot. A basketball shot way beyond the three point line.
ex:...if it wasnt for Tim making that jimmer to tie the game....
Teach me how to Jimmer
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